In Ads, AARP Criticizes Plan on Privatizing

Bush Unravelling on endless twaddle-speak: attempt to screw social security earns him the back of the hand from AARP

"There are places in your retirement planning for risk," the advertisements say, "but Social Security isn't one of them."

One advertisement shows a couple in their 40's looking at the reader. "If we feel like gambling, we'll play the slots," the message says.

Another advertisement shows traders in the pit of a commodities exchange. "Winners and losers are stock market terms," it says. "Do you really want them to become retirement terms?"