Three Killed in Massive Cartoon Protests
A professor from the University of Chicago explained the prohibition in the Muslim faith against massive cartoons. "It's crowded enough without those f-ing massive cartoons!. The West, with all its space just can't understand: right outside of any of these cities, it's just nothing but sand, and if the massive cartoons are in the cities, that means more people in the ferschlugginer sand!"

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Man Shot by Cheney Has Mild Heart Attack


"Yes, he is dead. But he would have died anyway with this heart condition and he lived a long fulfilling life besides. Next question?"

Israle and Hams to meet. Bush Rules of Order will be observed. Coffee in the morning, and then there will be an invasion after a peaceful discussion at at 2:00.
You won't want to miss this if you can.

the cartoons

there's one where muhammed is saying to some martyrs, still smoking hot from whatever, "stop: we've run out of virgins".
That's funny. But, I wonder what a virgin has to do to spend eternity entertaining the martyrs.

George Bush, president, defender of the faith, total twit andChristian-in-Chief.
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The Nation's Dual Political Dynasties Are Growing Closer Than Arm's Length - New York Times

Two for the price of one: buy a Clinton, get a Bush. Not only is that expensive, Bush gets 4-8 years more free ride over and above the 8 he's taking.