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Sunday, October 30, 2005

My ship has come in again!

What's amazing about this is I was contacted just last week about another lost relative of mine who was ALSO killed in a trajic accident and also left me a large sum of money. So sad for them...but I always knew life held great things for me! Thank God for the internet.
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Sun, 30 Oct 2005 16:23:52 +0100 (CET)
From: barristerojonla@yahoo.fr
Subject: YOUR RELATIVE INHERITANCE

Dear Matt,

I am Barrister Ojonla Ojo a solicitor at law.I am the personal attorney to ENGR.J.B.Walli, a national of your country, who Work with Shell Petroleum Company and have spent most of his life in my country (Togo) Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the year 2003, my client, his wife and their only son were involved in a plane crash in a village called Adjarra near Porto Novou after take off from Cotonou in Benin Republic.For more on the plane crash log on to

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/3348109.stm

All occupants of the plane crash unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives,this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any Member of his family hence I contacted you.

I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the assets and Capital valued at US$17million left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the management of the Finance/security company, where these huge deposits were lodged declared as Family treasures of Gold Jewelry and personal precious effects. The said finance/security company, has issued me a notice to provide the next of Kin or have the Consignment confiscated within the next twenty Official working days.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 1 year now, I seek the consent to present you as the Next of kin to the deceased since you have the same last names, so that this Consignment ould be released to you as wished. Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfer. I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim. All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

Awaiting to hear from you.

Best Regards,

BARRISTER OJONLA OJO,
CONSULTANT SERVICES
N0 14 RUE LE PRESIDEN
LOME-TOGO WEST AFRICA
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1 comment:

gberke said...

So much for racism. For all the stuff about Africa and color and poverty and war, some guy tells you he's got money for you, lots of it, down come the pants grap for the ankles and look to the sky.
Oh yeah, and if you have that kind of money, nah, I don't care if you write or talk funny.
This is from a place where if they put their name of a piece of fruit at shoprite, you wouldn't go near it, let alone take it home yum yum for your kids.
I think it is amazing, and wonderfully poetic that the internet should reach from Africa into the white mans pockets...