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Thursday, January 06, 2005

2005 Caption Contest #1

11 comments:

Matt said...

"Well doctor, I don't think severe headaches will be a problem for him anymore."

Matt said...

"Perhaps next time we should scan using slightly less power..."

Unknown said...

"I have told patients that they are not allowed to smoke in there"

Ken said...

"Listen, haven't I told you. There IS no 11 on this machine."

gberke said...

New Japanese hotel accomodations for businessmen is found to have some flaws.

gberke said...

Fisher Price fails in its attempt to find a replacement for Mr. Potato Head

gberke said...

FTC will impose new instruction for the large variety of home appliance: "Place in oven and bake" has caused at least 3 fatalities so far among people raised on fast food and unused to actually preparing food.
Trying to put a little spin on what looks like bad news, Kenmore said that he was NOT dried out and was very tasty.

gberke said...

Preparing for a trip into the hot sun of Central American, Mr Doe has tanned himself to a fare thee well and is certain to suffer no ill effects from the harsh rays of the tropics

gberke said...

At the last minute, the new apprentice is saved from a costly error: if you burn the patients before you put them in the coffin, we stand to loose a lot of money. Put the man IN the coffin BEFORE cremation. In any case, I know we're going to get stuck for a new suit.

gberke said...

New, larger self storage compartments and the New York Port Authority Bus Station are being abused. This ceremony was interrupted by an alert Homeland Security officer.

gberke said...

The outcomes of inappropriately touching yourself can exceed the old saw of hairy palms, as this poor sinner has found out.